Private Lemmy
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

TRUCKIN'

lemmy.world

message-square
113
link
fedilink
629

TRUCKIN'

lemmy.world

"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
message-square
113
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • conditional_soup@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    79
    ·
    7 days ago

    As a former paramedic, this profile pic makes my back hurt

    • medgremlin@midwest.social
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      34
      ·
      7 days ago

      As a former ER tech that had to hold up a belly that size for 30 minutes for a doctor to put in femoral central lines…I feel your pain. (literally)

      • P1k1e@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        30
        ·
        7 days ago

        As a former sterile processing tech who had to clean the cholesterol out of reusable suction tubes…gross

        • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          32
          ·
          edit-2
          7 days ago

          as a non healthcare person… I’ve now lost my appetite because of all of the above. thx

        • medgremlin@midwest.social
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          7
          ·
          7 days ago

          I worked as an assistant in a plastic surgery office for a while as well, and I had to clean lipoaspirate out of the suction tube/syringe and the erlenmyer flask it was emptied into. That was still preferable to the time it got splattered on my scrubs because the surgeon emptied it into a kidney basin the first time. (The flask was my idea to prevent getting splattered again.)

          • P1k1e@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            12
            ·
            7 days ago

            Human body’s just chalk full of gunk. Ok this one ain’t got the squeamish so if your easily grossed out quit readin here.

            One time the OR put out a memo stating that in order to save money we would start reprocessing (cleaning/disinfecting /sterilizing) colostomy bags. Now technically this is possible, as if you can scrub something clear of visible debris and biofilm the low level sterilization fluid “should” do its job. But I’ll tell yea, that’s not a task I’d wish on anyone. I spent 45 minutes cleaning the first (and only) one we got, gagging through my N95 till my boss came in and was like “DUDE THROW THAT SHIT AWAY WE AINT DOIN THAT!”. I thanked him, stripped my PPE off, scrubbed the metaphysical crap from my being and chain-smoked till I couldn’t smell anymore. I generated a phobia of human feces that day.

            • medgremlin@midwest.social
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              7
              ·
              7 days ago

              As an ED tech, I had to clean up C diff and chemo diarrhea off patients, beds, floors, and commodes multiple times. ED boarding meant that patients that should have been admitted to hospital rooms that had a bathroom attached were stuck in the ED for hours or even days.

    • LoveSausage@discuss.tchncs.de
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      15
      ·
      edit-2
      7 days ago

      As a former yachtbuilder im worried over allowed cargo limits on that boat

  • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    44
    ·
    edit-2
    5 days ago

    deleted by creator

  • Komodo Rodeo@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    28
    ·
    7 days ago

    “Frig off, Debrah!”

  • MissJinx@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    20
    ·
    7 days ago

    He may have some liver fat

    • iAvicenna@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      11
      ·
      7 days ago

      He has the liver of ten thousand beers

    • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      7 days ago

      He could be into inflation play.

      • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        10
        ·
        edit-2
        7 days ago

        Don’t kinkshame them for self-foie-gras-play

        I have to take this opportunity to link this incredibly funny short describing how foie gras is made

        • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          7
          ·
          7 days ago

          I have no concerns if he wants to force feed himself grain mash in the privacy of his own home. I draw the line at involving innocent waterfowl, though.

          • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            4
            ·
            7 days ago

            I’ll go one step further - even if the goose is convicted in a court of law they still shouldn’t be subjected to this.

            • Hupf@feddit.org
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              3
              ·
              7 days ago

              Wouldn’t a goose be convicted by a court of kangaroos?

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    17
    ·
    7 days ago

    There’s my prince!

  • MehBlah@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    14
    ·
    7 days ago

    You hear that ladies? He is single.

  • wanderwisley@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    11
    ·
    7 days ago

    He needs an 18wheeler to haul all that gut.

    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      7 days ago

      He already said he was a trucker.

  • pewpew@feddit.it
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    7 days ago

    He is the truck

  • BilboBargains@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    7 days ago

    Add Friend

  • missandry351@lemmings.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    7 days ago

    With a belly this big I’m sure has some health issues going on there

  • Kurtagag@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    6 days ago

    It should say, I drive truck

  • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    6 days ago

    this guy kicks ass

  • M137@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    7 days ago

    Lark Carson

    • Notyou@sopuli.xyz
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      7 days ago

      Lark Clarson*

  • Iapar@feddit.org
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    165
    ·
    7 days ago

    Making this your profile picture takes guts.

    • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      36
      ·
      edit-2
      5 days ago

      deleted by creator

      • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        29
        ·
        7 days ago

        I genuinely don’t understand how people live like that.

        • SippyCup@feddit.nl
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          34
          ·
          7 days ago

          The man loves 3 things. Beer, himself, and trucks. He’s clearly drinking the first and fucking the other two, hard to judge a man who’s obtained the kind of success in live that allows him to indulge in his hobbies.

        • snooggums@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          14
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          7 days ago

          They eat a lot.

          • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            8
            ·
            7 days ago

            and prob drink a lot. can’t drink on the job so you overindulge in your time off. ask me how I know.

            • bored_boar_onboard@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              3
              ·
              6 days ago

              How do you know?

            • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              3
              ·
              edit-2
              5 days ago

              deleted by creator

              • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                4
                ·
                6 days ago

                depends on your line of work. but more than you’d think.

            • snooggums@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              1
              ·
              7 days ago

              C O N S U M E

              • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                2
                ·
                7 days ago

                consummation

        • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          9
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          edit-2
          5 days ago

          deleted by creator

        • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          7
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          7 days ago

          America breeds people like this

    • rollerbang@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      7 days ago

      Well yeah… Guts are the majority of the photo 😂

    • tektite@slrpnk.net
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      37
      ·
      7 days ago

      Or just one big one

  • Hikuro-93@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    87
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    7 days ago

    I think I see many reasons why Debby is no longer in the picture.

    Anyways, how far along, truck chief?

    • Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      16
      ·
      edit-2
      6 days ago

      That bitch hates patriotism.

      • mosiacmango@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        edit-2
        7 days ago

        Holy fuck. Red truck, pale fuck, blue truck. Red, white and blue.

        His profile pic is a flag.

    • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      12
      ·
      edit-2
      5 days ago

      deleted by creator

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 4.6K users / day
  • 9.23K users / week
  • 16.1K users / month
  • 32.3K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 31.4K subscribers
  • 11.3K Posts
  • 215K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Striker@lemmy.world
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world
  • YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.11
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org