It’s what moths crave.

The inability to rewind without activating ads was what really got me back in the day. Nobody wants to call over their friend to watch something cool/funny, only to have the clip trigger an ad when they restart it.

I wish that I’d screenshotted it, but I’ve had one outrageously long 1+ hr. ad on Youtube. The thing was literally a feature length infomercial, I thought that autoplay had carried onto the next videos in my playlist and couldn’t believe that it was an ad when I saw the length. For shit like that to have slipped through Youtube’s “quality control” even once speaks volumes - how in the Hell did someone submit an ad longer than a Saturday morning cartoon and have it slotted into the same category as 15 second toothpaste ads?

I’ll stick to watching my coffee brew on a webcam, everything else is more fun in person.

More power to you. Try sliding a reference to

into the mix too, just to see whether or not anyone you’re talking to is really willing to call you out on the innuendo.

Countdown to panicked Fox News segment about LBGTQ+ cannibals in 5… 4… 3…

Might want to hold off on telling people that you were thirsty and drank a tall glass of Jill: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jilling

Holy shit, this meme is so old that I have a copy saved on an old office PC I haven’t used in like two decades… Save goes for Mandarin Sultan posted by u/saltnotsugar

This comic is amazing, thank you so much for referencing Sasquatch and beef jerky all in one fell swoop.

My pleasure, thanks for the quick edit.

I’ve had to bring this up elsewhere, but could we please stop making and reposting unnecessarily censored memes? The obscured word here is ‘FKN’, not even ‘fucking’. This isn’t Tiktok, these alterations are kind of gratuitous…

applies Netherlands flag sticker to 8 ft. ceiling by extending arm and making small hop

Why aim low, why not public flogging, and pillories?

Even better, the feral dogs are commuting too. chef’s kiss

attaches tracking device to feral dog

Wait, so they think it’s cool to be a celibate gay couple? Was the kissing, jerking, sucking and fucking the whole problem this whole time? Holding hands is the red line?