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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago

That's a good one

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago
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    19 hours ago

    Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

    No.

    Well, it’s about time you did!

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      19 hours ago

      I tried once… Total waste of time.

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        18 hours ago

        Very time consuming

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          I had seconds.

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            17 hours ago

            Actually, that would…Wait a minute!

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              16 hours ago

              It is a bit alarming.

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                16 hours ago

                Spacetime

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                  Reminds me of one of my favorite passages from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

                  Arthur Dent: “what’s causing all this?”

                  Ford Prefect: “eddies in the spacetime continuum”

                  Arthur Dent: “is he now?”

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      “Go eat a bowl of clocks.”

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