Knight jumps queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen!

Wait till you see what happens in chess.

“I have never met a person who can…”

Who the hell are Becquerel or the Curies!?

As a stupid American, I ate the egg whole… What now?

I think he said moose and squirrel!

I better be able to get a pu pu platter somewhere along the way…

Nope, no bones…

Uh oh… Guys, I caught one…

Here’s the rest of the set then, enjoy!

And a bonus drooling cat that looks like it fell asleep drinking coffee

Man… It took me 13 requests. Some were close, I got a realistic looking orange cat drooling. A lot of Garfield eating pizza. Finally bing gave me this…

What exactly is it that you do do?

The age of consent in Japan was only 13 up until 2023. In China, it’s still 14. South Korea’s was 13 up until 2020. That pretty much sums it up right there.

“What’s up, bloodbags? Thanks for tuning in so late! Well, it’s late where I am, if you know what I mean!”

Funny numbers

*Looks at Jersey plate*

*Looks at Newark exit sign*

Yeah… That’s about right.

My thought has always been, “who the hell grabs a book like that?”

The working class are nothing but tools for the upper class. Always have been. We are the unclean undesirables.

When the rich are in crisis, the government bails them out.

When we’re in crisis, we’re supposed to stop eating avocado toast…

In my state, it’s one car length(15-20 feet) for every 10mph. Good luck getting anyone to actually follow it though! Getting on a major highway here is like the Autobahn.