No thanks, I already ate

Argh! Light mode!

Actually, that would…Wait a minute!

Here’s hoping! 🤞

Unfortunately, spaceships are mostly for bad guys now. A tendency that’ll only get worse once the simultaneously richest and most cringetastic billionaire in history is about to be the de facto president 😮‍💨

Guess what? People aren’t their families and we don’t know what his relationship with them is.

He may well not be on the best of terms with the rich members of his family, being the good kind of class traitor and all…

As long as you didn’t meet anyone named Martin Swanson at age 13…

That reminds me of my weirdest reaction meme:

And my axe!

that the moment a physical book is published and sold through it immediately becomes “not available for sale”

Because that specific book now has a new owner who can keep it or sell it as they see fit. Like people still do with physical games.

If you mean that a book becomes generally unavailable when it’s between printings, though, you’re wrong.

Publishers overlap print runs and begin selling the first paperbacks before they’ve sold out the initial hard cover prints PRECISELY to avoid the situation you seem to think happens with every single book.

we have no intelligence or observations (…) we don’t know. We have not been able to locate or identify

They have no clue by their own admission.

To claim that what amounts to a literal UFO might belong to a hostile actor just because you don’t know that it doesn’t is irresponsible at best, scaremongering jingoism at worst.

🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

Probably because overall, this app collection treats you like a machine in need of precise optimization and maintenance of everything including relaxation?

That’s what creeps ME out about it, at least 🤷

Did she have an ostrich sized barbie, though, ready to fry up some mortal wombat?

Barbs. She got hooked on barbiturates earlier than her peers did.

Here you go

Huh. Pretty weird that an eggplant would be more close related to deadly poison and potatoes than what mostly looks like its green cousin 🤔

Vermin Supreme is close enough that at any given time he could theoretically be in New York.

I don’t know whether you’re trying to scare New Yorkers or pique the interest of Schrödinger groupies 🤔

I’m no geologist, but I’m pretty sure that the whole botanic family is called “squash” 🤷