bro how did I get sensory overload from a black and white image

Very cool

Homie your pizza gonna defrost

Take it to the designated trolley zone if it’s closer

I stand with reputable journalists and will be voting Joe Biden for president

I am going to reuse the fuck out of this, thank you

I’m sorry that happened to you. I fucking hate skinheads.

What led up to it and what was the aftermath?

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.eyeoh

They never gave him LSD, right? Just made a lawyer humiliate him in a debate about his strongly held beliefs a few times.

fuck it

I’d rather just fail the skill check

my head would burst trying to figure out which number is precisely on top

You underestimate my grasp of my own stupidity.

I checked my ears three times before posting that

Found em

they were on my desk under an old empty box of antidepressants

yeeted it

progress

I’d go back in time to fifteen minutes ago when I had my earphones

Like fuck dude

I just had it and I can’t find the fucking things anywhere

edit: found it. If that was my only time travel opportunity, I’d take it

Yeah once Phil takes his resperidone and valium combo he’s chill as fuck

Wish his wife didn’t poach more than half the valium though. Fucking rude as hell. I wanted some.

I never actually read much of the thing

I just assert that the burning bush was absolutely cannabis sativa, despite any solid evidence to the contrary. I don’t care that it’s not native to the region or whatever.

Anyways, why the fuck was he driving people out of the plains? Homies were just chilling in their iron chariots.

why jesus cakes hanging out

Also my money on the four armed elephant dude with an axe

can we pronounce it like “asshole”

That “I want to connect with you emotionally” tagline makes me feel like it’s a joke account, but because it’s linkedin there’s zero way to be certain with all the psychotic shit I’ve seen there.

I’m not scared of nuclear power

but hearing it in the same sentence as ‘Microsoft AI’ sent a shiver down my spine

This image is stained on my occipital lobe