This image is stained on my occipital lobe

Same

Ok Mr Task Manager

• hit VSCode with a fucking hammer
• break Edge’s fucking shins
• fucking drop a nuke on Teams like you never signed the Geneva convention
• murder the useless node server on port 5001 that your coworker insists needs to be running while developing the current project
• tuck the mouse jiggle script into bed, lil guy had a long day :3

Launch steam and suck absolute dick at whatever installed game catches my eye

you cannot quell the hunger after tasting the flesh of a beloved pet for the first time

I’ve been using this extension for over a year now. The only malicious use I’ve seen has been petty.

Occasionally see a video from a controversial creator titled something like “Asshole talks about stupid bullshit for 25 minutes” on fresh uploads.

The titles do change quite a bit. A lot of my title suggestions were changed/improved by others.

There’s a voting system, so you’d need a big group of bad actors fighting uphill for something that isn’t really all that worth it.

My dick fits into all of them

Seems pretty universal to me 😎

partners mouth

caffeine in suppository form ass coffee

If it brings you any solace, Mr Raised-by-4chan is getting absolutely thundercunted with downvotes.

Haven’t seen that many in a long while.

Where do I buy ass cigarettes

Ah, that makes sense. I thought you meant IT as in information technology. Was very confused.

Brain still good yey

edit: typo. perhaps I need to make that appointment

Pardon my ignorance. I may have a mild brain injury.

Could you perhaps rephrase?

I’m not sure if I understood what you said.

is that the mosaic of genitals used to construct his portrait

perhaps it would serve humanity greatly if I do not reproduce

all while they clockwork orange your eyes and show you nothing but ads

eep yeah nah fuck that

the SNRI helped with the anxiety anyways

Was kinda just using it to yap with friends. Took “as needed” and am on a low dose. I don’t think I’ll have withdrawals, but I’ll call my psych to confirm.

If he tells me I need to go to Russia for that sketchy coma treatment I’ll just accuse him of being antifa or whatever

I still don’t know why the fuck he said it like that

He’s trying to say the postmasterist libruls suck at getting rid of CP because of DEI or some other weird bigoted shit

Why’d he use the word “find”? He could have said any phrase that meant “stumble upon accidentally”

But he said find. Directly implying he actively looks for it. Did it not fucking register in one fucking synapse? Can benzos really fry your brain that bad? If so, I’m going to need to talk to my doctor about getting off the stuff.

To be fair they didn’t specifically say what he saw in the dark.

Night patrol or machine elves. He saw what he saw.

I need to dig them out with a screwdriver

+ a monthly service fee

for the price of a cup of coffee

I cannot work while high. I’ve seen others do it, quite impressively, but the paranoia alone would literally kill me.

Tried doing a simple create-react-app under the influence once (off the clock). Shit took me a full hour to get running.

Called it a night and played the new system shock instead. Oh my god that was fucking amazing.