A lot of children never learned how to regulate their emotions and are now adults

That’s impossible, I can only experience me

I was sad once and then I realized that I can control my emotions and decided not to be sad.

I don’t give a damn if the hooker orgasms or not. I just want to bust a nut and dance with the hooker dressed up to look like my mom.

Bro just buy a house and avoid paying rent. I bought a townhouse in 2016 and it was awesome. I took me about 10 years to save up the full amount and I had to live with my parents until then but it was worth it. Don’t throw your money away on rent.

I prefer buying my coffee and chocolate directly from the child slave labour. None of that free trade shit. It makes me feel connected to a past I never lived in.

Bro I wish death on people all the time. Sometimes to their face. It’s fucking awesome.

Sadly my son doesn’t speak to me anymore. I kicked him out of the house in 2016. I found out he voted for Trump and that’s why I kicked him out.

I would always drink whenever I hang out with my kids. Sometimes I would bring them to the bar with me and I would let them take a sip of my whiskey.

I always thought of comedians as degenerates. Like you can’t be a good comedian if you never had a serious drug problem before or never fucked a hooker in a bathroom.

She’s wearing a hijab

Very Muslim of her

I once got banned from that subreddit for asking a question that was too stupid

Even if you made it a federal holiday, the wage slaves would still have to work.

Obama should have droned him when he had a chance.

Whatever happened to that Edward Snowden loser?

Titanic was the story of a manic pixie dream boy fixing a rich woman with his penis.

You know it’s some ancient post because it had awards.

I show them my box knife and ask if they can spare any food.

I like hanging out in parking lots at Walmarts and to scam boomers coming back with a load of groceries