Real men aren’t afraid to eat oranges or take vitamin C. Real men eat whatever the hell they want, not what they think will impress the other boys.

He does it for right wing autocrats. He’s fine with censorship on their behalf. He’s fine with banning journalists who disagree with him. But banning right wing disinformation??? Now that’s going too far!

In his fantasies the libruls of San Francisco begged him to stay and he looked at them with a cool grin on his face and said “Let that sink in” as he came in his pants.

If the sea only becomes a solid mass when Jesus is walking on it isn’t that pensioner now trapped in a solid state like a fly in amber? Does Jesus also have super strength? How else can he pull him from the, now solid, sea? But if he used super strength wouldn’t he just pull the poor guys arm off?