Oh God no. I just like meaty hairy man tits to lay my head on like pillow or put in my mouth.

Do you need to ask?

Oh damn, a second too slow

Well now I’ve got that song stuck in my head

Whats her number?

I wish I could. It doesn’t support my keyboard properly. Then again I’ve got some macro stuff going on too.

The English language still backs it up. If you fall, you are falling. Simply because there is an ing missing from the text of a thing not said in the joke doesn’t mean that the joke doesn’t work. On top of that there’s the whole part of how the DM is God in a game, not the DMG or the rule book.

You didn’t ruin anything. Just weirdly pedantic for no reason

Not to mention their Engine garbage crashes constantly and has barely any real illumination support. The shit about booting with certain applications works like 25% of the time. No idea why I trusted people and bought this crap. Only thing I like about it is the volume scroll wheel and the media button. Outside of that, meh. Actually the wrist rest is good but not exactly unique to them.

I was watching some Critical Role recaps and was in the middle of a deeply intense emotional moment. I had to turn away because I was welling up a bit and looked to the second monitor. A single lemmy message. I refresh. It’s this.

I cannot stop laughing at both the absurdity of the moment and the intense hilarity of that comment.

Bravo. Bra-fucking-vo.

Chaotic good. Huh. Never would have guessed.

Fuckin love it

A thousand times yes

We might be lmao

DOES MY GAYDAR TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT HOW TO GET BACK TO CIVILIZATION.

FUCK.

Okay this i s my favorite one out of this thread by a fucking mile

I’m at work at the moment but I’ll stop by with a compilation after work! Our group has a bunch and some audio clips that id love to share with people!

Okay. I’m still reading the rest but I just want to say that ‘The Church of Randy Savage’ might be one of the best things I’ve ever fucking heard.

You and apparently everyone else.

Zealot Barbarians at higher levels become immune to death to a certain extent. You can knock them down to 0 HP and they can still keep fighting. But at that point you’re at a fairly high level and level 1 spells like sleep should be completely behind you. But the zealot barbarian, despite being partially immune to death at that point, has such a low amount of HP that they’re vulnerable to the sleep spell. While killing a zealot barbarian becomes difficult in that state, you could put them to sleep with a simple level 1 spell. Their rage ends and then they’re dead.