It’s also gonna break your bong st some point.

Our own Caligula.

Gonna make a novelty insta devoted to hairy male nipples

Bet it can beat Tik Tok to a congressional ban

If I have some nicotine after a coffee it feels like I get faster refresh rates as well.

I wish. Cortado at 4 and I still fall asleep as soon as I sit down after dinner sometimes.

Especially once the clocks change. Swear there’s like a month where I’m falling asleep at 6pm and waking up fucking ready to go at 2 am.

Just hit them with Indy

If flamingos are used to signal it’s a swinger household I’m afraid to ask what this means.

I’m not going to link the same Louie clip for the third time this month, but we’re using a clothesline as a flagpole.

Imagine how someone like Robert Saleh must feel.

Two days ago he still had 3/4 of a grueling NFL season to prep for while managing a not yet in rehab Aaron Rogers. Yesterday he was very surprisingly fired from his head coaching duties.

Outside the while ego aspect, that sudden unshackling of all those responsibilities must have felt great. He’s got a completely empty calendar until January to mold as he pleases.

It’s always going to have that distinct Pizza Hut smell. That grease is baked onto the inside of that building like Teflon in your intestines.

Every second without back pain is a lucky second. String enough of those lucky seconds together and you have a lucky minute.

SOUTHERN XPOSURE

60 MILES ON THE RIGHT

All those poor sensory deprived truckers sweating bullets because 150ft billboards are edging them at five mile increments down the highway.

People probably sat on it (and broke it)

Maybe? Depends on how it’s used and if it looks good. Maybe they chose it because it looks a bit shit.

The Creator garnered some attention because it looked great while being shot on a relatively inexpensive camera. I do think people would be really surprised at what you’d get with a gimbal mounted cellphone with a 360° camera in terms of special effects integration, but this might not be their route.

Sit on that hand until it falls asleep before you go to town and it’s called The Stranger.

Tell that to the Helldivers dev team

Like a cocktail or something?

If they’re like their cousins you don’t want a pet that smart. Especially with a trunk. Good luck mammoth proofing your house.

Original article was pickleball for anyone about to look it up

I don’t think anyone is really trying to divine the true essence of your soul via youtube. It’s a conversation starter.