Chocolate pizza is definitely something I’ve seen around, and had, as someone who’s never been outside of the US.

Once they cross the border, they’re Minnesotan, it’s okay

Like, I’m fairly sensitive to anti-white prejudice. Not because white people are some oppressed minority, but because it absolutely gets tiring having to justify your own existence for being born. But this? Man, this is the equivalent of “Americans like hamburgers” or “German humor is no laughing matter”. It’s okay to embrace a little absurdity, as long as it’s not taken seriously by you or by your society.

As someone who is partly white, I have pumpkin spice privileges.

It’s so fucking obvious is it that these people are paid by the meat industry.

I disagree. I think many of them are legitimately just that stupid.

Although some probably are paid.

This is the kind of medical advice I like.

Looks like I’m in the clear!

Unironically probably yes, even if that was all your intake. The amount of Vitamin C you need to prevent scurvy is incredibly small. It really is a disease you can’t get unless you’re trying for it anymore. Like, fries and onion rings have like 2 mg of Vitamin C per serving, and you only need 10 mg a day to stave off scurvy.

It’s, sadly, applicable to most militaries throughout history and the modern day.

Well, the reduced effectiveness was noticed. It created significant uncertainty, funny enough, over the actual causes of scurvy, since apparently citrus fruit wasn’t enough, until more rigorous studies happened in the 20th century.

The RAAAT… is like THIS!

If you have potatoes or onions in your diet, you’re probably safe.

It’s hilariously easy to not get scurvy unless you’re on a 18th century ship, an arctic expedition, or trying to get it.

Scurvy is a Vitamin C deficiency, and you will absolutely get scurvy from an all-meat diet unless you’re eating mostly organs and uncooked meat.

Quite apparently no. Give your omnivorous human the vitamins it needs!

Damn, I never realized I was so masculine!

Very much so.

Not slow, just lucky to have not encountered such cretins. There is a very non-zero amount of men who believe that ‘traditional’ masculinity includes avoiding ‘feminine’ foods, including ‘rabbit food’ (ie anything green, leafy, or vaguely healthy). The meat-only diet is the natural extension of this line of thinking to the full caveman-stereotype conclusion.

Funny enough…

1. Yes.

2. The lime juice was meant as a cheaper alternative to lemon juice. And it wasn’t very effective, lmao. National militaries and sabotaging the health of their troops to save a buck - name a more iconic duo.

As a man without scurvy, I can personally attest that not all men have scurvy

God, I can’t wait. Hopefully, at least a few months of peace before the midterms start going.

They really just pulled an uno reverse on the Stasi lmao