They’re too stupid to realize it’s his fault

Indeed.

I can feel it comin’ in the air tonight…

Porn memes are the best memes.

Is this Loss?

(weight loss?)

I dated a philosophy professor for a while. The one thing she wanted was to be tied up with ropes and spanked hard. I was ok with this.

That is due to the fact that Reddit - and I can’t stress this next part enough - sucks.

“King of the Hill” drawn in the style of Edward Gorey.

This sounds like the intro to a bad post-apocalypse sci-fi movie.

Barack-in the law

100 years later:

Dr. Monkey: “Look! We made this lemur smart…”

Extra virgin baby oil

Separator in my ass.

…ouch

Did someone fill in the Gulf of Lion?

“GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE… BUT THIS IS NOT YOUR HOUSE!”

Made Another Grift Again

nmn

This isn’t true.

Clussy

That cat really hates doctors.