*May contain bones
*Made in a facility that processes boned babies.
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Made in a facility staffed by boned babies.
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- We mean babies with bones.
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Only in Ohio.
For those unaware, the context is that the Ohio Supreme Court once ruled that can have bones .
*in ohio
Now with 50% less arsenic!
Fuckin enshitification at it again!
B O N E L E S S
~d i c k h e a d~
name one baby oil that got a bone in it
them motherfuckers down the street got 🅱️ones in they shit!
It’s not even virgin baby oil. Who wants oil from non virgin babies?
how do i delete this
babies are mostly cartilage anyway
Just like sharks.
De-boned… for your pleasure.
By someone who has the title of Baby Boner
T-t-that’s de-boner, (like) there’s a difference you know!
Edit: something something something, we’ll just call them a “pedo” for short:-).
I prefer the bone version. It hold onto more flavour. Hopefully this year’s baby hunt is bountiful.
view halloo!
If olive oil is made out of olives, what do these monsters do to make baby oil?
Extra virgin baby oil
first pressed from only the finest of boneless babies
*made from asbestos
ugh everyone knows that babies don’t always contain asbestos, just a lot of geological baby deposits are adjacent to asbestos and it contaminates the mined product
And gluten free
