I always felt I should pal around with black bears.

It’s all one giant shitpost. Through and through

Lol wtf did I just watch?! 10/10

I kinda like it

We melted a glacier for this.

I switched to Linux mint about 6mo ago now. No regrets. Works so smooth

The lack of commercialization being shoved down and up your orifices is really nice.

Death by shitpost

Lol I thought this for years! I always thought it was a bold choice for a bumper sticker. I was like “Ya! You do you!” To be honest idk what they mean by salt life. Slut life I could wrap my head around. But salt? Do they harbor ambitions to become deckhands?

I mean what could possibly go wrong?

Holy hell that IS metal. No black lung in heaven indeed!

Sounds metal AF.

Disque*

I’m sure disassembly, transport, and reassembly is sold separately

Jésus burro en español

I use mint. Everything works without too much fuss. Certainly easier than dealing with an endless stream of corpo shenanigans. It works quicker than windows ever did.

I switched to Linux mint. No ragrets. It takes a bit of fiddling and a teensie bit of a learning curve. But it’s way easier than Microsofts endless deluge of shit.

I think that’s what a lot of people miss is the trade/political aspect of schism. While I’m sure millions held genuine beliefs, it’s hard to understate the economic reality of the church in those days. Huge land holdings, an ancient web of power and obligations reaching into every life, every transaction, every political appointment. When it became conceivable to break with this system, it was broken. This breaking was Consequential. Hence the centuries of warfare and strife. It’s all about that money honey.

It’s like seeing the Dracula myth reborn. They periodically come to wreak great violence, but always draining. Always unseen. Always feeding.

Right? Done properly and without profit motivating every decision it could be a good thing. I mean I’m sure someone will find a way to make it creepy and weird, but you never know.