LemmyLefty

Heeeeeeere righty righty righty…

Quick, we’ll take the stairs! Good luck following us, you mangy righties!

Raise those smudged hands high in remembrance of those beaten in school for using the correct hand.

“The correct way, of course.”

Well, that’s one way to disprove the “brain in a vat” hypothesis, I suppose…

They’re otterly delicious!

But we can all agree that the best part was sucking up the melted part at the end, right?

Also red > purple = blue > pink >>>>>…. all the other colors, and you can fight me on that.

Use Spinda patterns instead.

Remember kids: the higher the productivity graph climbs, the more proof there is that no one wants to work!

Take your fucking socks and sandals and march your ass right out of my open air brick patio, sir.

“In the end, we decided the benefits were worth it.” “The benefits?” “Oh you know: healthcare, affordable wages, plenty of vacation…”

I was able to get Mlem without TestFlight, and that was at least a week and a half ago.

No human institution, agreement, or connection will ever be free of both bad actors and blameless mistakes, so there must be a way to end such things in order to preserve life, dignity, and happiness.

Our institutions are created to serve us as people, not to bind us for the sake of being binding.

I can understand wanting to honor your friend, but by making his death the butt of the joke that’s a lot more collateral damage than you intended.

It might work out better if you make dark jokes that aren’t pointed AT your friend but are directed outward, with a “he’d like that” tacked on. That way, it highlights something you liked about him without hitting other people.

Probably because you crossed the line from “dark” to “cruel”.

Without speaking to him in years, and especially about that mutual friend, you have no idea how he’s viewed that loss, or has other, more recent losses that are similar.

And you kept pushing it when he didn’t laugh, either deliberately or inadvertently using the social convention of not causing a scene/confronting someone over a joke to your advantage.

Right? “May cause bisexual yearning” is supposed to be a warning?

Because the text is small, I read it as “Cat, Tiny beast, Unhinged” and didn’t question it for a moment.