Your opinion seems to be immutable.
But I’m not rolling over.

This, but unironically.

According to that definition, my cat is a cryptid.

I mean… That’s spot on.

Debian is the only distro in my recent memory that crashed into an unbootable state right after a default installation.
Manual Arch installation is tedious and unnecessary if you’ve done it once, and the automated archinstall fails too often. Other than that, I’ve had literally zero issues with it.

no, I don’t.

You pay for the convenience.
I don’t often need to print something, but when I do, it’s usually outside of the opening hours of a print shop and I’m in a hurry.
(95% of my printing are fantasy RPG floor plans that I’ve downloaded literally 5 minutes before the players show up.)

Prevention is key:
alias vim='emacs'

Though these days, you might get to recommend Linux anyway by saying “you should use wsl2.”

You really really shouldn’t. It sucks in a number of ways neither Windows nor Linux do by themselves.

I daily drive an Android phone without any Google services or apps.

Just a shot in the dark, but have you logged out and back in at any point?
Some settings can’t be applied in a running session.

He’s the one who was prophesized in the GNU testament.

Prepare to be disappointed. This is how Linux disciples have sex (SFW).

https://xenia-linux-site.glitch.me/

Yes, IMO. If you haven’t bought the hardware yet, there’s no reason to subject yourself to the headache of lacking Linux support, instead support companies that value open source.
AMD and Intel GPU’s simply work out of the box with all features.

And it’s not like on a laptop you need the highest of high end graphics acceleration anyway.

Alt text: I’m the philosopher until someone hands me a burrito.

Because most sites have Google trackers installed.

Search engine optimizers.
If you spend more time on a site, it looks higher value, so they do everything to increase the time you need to find the info you came for.

An Israel flag would fit nicely, too.