That ain’t me, I barely post… Though I do sometimes say too much.

A lot more ink is going to be spilled on this as it unfolds, and that too is what the people voted for - drama.

You think I’m being melodramatic? Historians make careers on turning points like this. We can never know exactly what will happen next, but we can at least be sure that normality is not on the menu.

This election is likely going to be looked back on as the point when things became completely untenable in the 21st century. The American empire will implode, billions will suffer, the climate emergency will accelerate to maximum, and geopolitical dynamics will become incredibly unstable. Shit is about to go fully awry. This was it, and the people who are already bored about it have played no small part in getting us here.

This gives me feelings of great violence, and it is well that we are not near

They’re afraid to make journalism look as cool as this

When you make a comic about a spelling bee, maybe check the spelling?

This is a good one. If you view it in grayscale you can tell the curves come from strings of houses with lighter shades.

I thought that was only when they fart… Or is that just another thing I shouldn’t have said out loud

I honestly don’t think so, bestie. Monkey’s not gonna press the keys randomly at all. Somewhere in the recesses of his monkey neurons he’ll have made implicit connections between letters and letter combinations. This is the infinite typewriter monkey, not some two-bit organ grinder’s bitch. This monkey has been places, probably been through hell getting to this position in life. Seen wars, been across the globe, and now he’s the star of a famous thought experiment. He loves lowercase t because he’s a devout Christian after having been rescued by that missionary, and being a monkey he doesn’t quite grasp the distinction. Wanna see what he wrote? tttt hhdfyb my ik t tkkoptt aa aaaa Bernardo : Who’s there? tt ttt eeertyuhjk t

You call that random?

I don’t think it works honestly. You’d need a monkey with a lasting and dutiful commitment to true randomness to ever get anything but a finite number of button mashing variations. Monkeys like that don’t come cheaply.

Is this on discogs?

The one that worked in a pun was alright. This is the fediverse crowd though, this is very on-brand.

Can’t be. Saddam’s bacon is cooked

There is Mark Robinson. But yeah, generally

I sent this to a friend earlier today and he stopped talking to me. 👍

Saved for when I get my home server back up and running. This sounds way better than keeping everything on an external SSD.

I’m a fucking albatross, I know… Or whatever that sailor’s curse bird is I forget. A crested wank.

My advice is to be less like me

It seems to be working for other people

Just got into using Syncthing for my home network, was thinking I should add it to my phone. Makes sense it dies the instant I consider it