Boss makes a dollar

While I make a dime

That’s why aliens invade

On company time

Those are all more affordable, reliable, and established brands though.

It was also the opening of Stargate Universe.

Eating a sandwich and drinking a coffee while driving are dramatically different. A coffee sip takes a second, you can almost certainly keep your eyes on the road the whole time, and you can easily put it down in a cupholder, freeing your second hand. A sandwich involves 4 layers of wrapping, possible sauce drippings, and a different surface to each bite that requires you to look. I’ve read studies that found that actively eating is as risky as being drunk behind the wheel.

Don’t watch ads then.

He unlearned the ability from thousands of years underground.

Gonna need a banana for scale fam.

I’m also still confused, which side of the key? Isn’t filling the face of a key a ton of cocaine?

ROCk Utility Spectrograph

ROCUS for short, pronounced “raucous”. Normal acronyms have no business in government funded research projects.

My guess is that Amazon thinks everyone forgot about the Kindle Fire cuz that was before last quarter and that’s as far back as they remember.

Yup, but once you do that, it’ll run Linux just fine.

One of these days, an engineer, the best and the brightest of us, will invent a way for it to be technically impossible to fix in production. They will be a hero, and save hundreds of companies from bad decisions, and they will never become famous or wealthy for it.

My Amazon streaming app on my Xbox literally only works when using my PiHole. Their poorly tested ad software literally prevented me from watching Prime for a few weeks until I turned my PiHole back on.

This is the stock market, the value is set by what investors think the value could be. Mostly, they’re probably assuming people would come back if he sold it. Literally everyone knows the name Twitter.

I actually audibly laughed when Raspberry Pi came out with an 8GB version because for anyone who thinks 4GB isn’t enough probably won’t be happy with 8 either.

Steam funding a Linux-based gaming OS became inevitable as soon as Microsoft started selling games in the Microsoft store. The message was clear from that point: If you stay stuck to a single OS, they can always shut you down whenever they feel like it.

My watch always runs slow!

- Mercury

People make memes like this, and they have consequences. They literally ended the series of Better Call Saul

The Americans have taken Baghdad, that’s what happened.

If you read a little further, it was even invented by a comic artist.