…between the branches of government, which the R’s just swept. Add in the fact that the supreme Court just gave the president criminal immunity if it’s “official” (a term they define), and who exactly is going to check and balance?

You know, knock on wood. At least he’s fucking ancient

She’s provolone…

Provolone!

…provolone, it’s charcuterie.

Some people are gifted like that

Can confirm, I used to daily an 07 focus and it went through door handles like tires

Yeah I’ve gotten pretty good with swipe typing

IT ALL GOES BACK TO THE SUN

Dude, behind you

You can get them in America, but they no longer put the toy inside the chocolate. The egg splits in half lengthwise and one side has the toy, the other the chocolate

Actually my bad, I just realized that what I described was the kinder joy, not the kinder surprise

So is my nervous system.

🎶 Wake me up, when November ends 🎶

I’ll wait to see if the kid can swing it

It always bothered me that two-face has no pronunciation problems with only half a pair of lips

Also tomato: Because I literally am

You got stickers? I literally got nothing but a bad sandwich in a bag. I wouldn’t have known it was a Krabby patty meal if I wasn’t the one who bought it. Afaik mine didn’t even have a special sauce - or any sauce for that matter. And they were out of vanilla so I didn’t get the pineapple shake either.

Fast food used to come with toys goddamn it! How we’ve fallen as a society 😞

I like the use of perspective in that last panel

Shit I had one of those. Now I’m feeling all nostalgic remembering fidgetting with the slider

Noted

But urine it to win it

Yous ain’ts goins nowheres

In my head it’s really adorable