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minus-squareSibbo@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoIf they just wouldn’t have killed him he wouldn’t have been able to come back and prove that he’s holy. Then Christianity may not have come to existence, and we’d instead have the much cooler Roman gods.
minus-squaregapbetweenus@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoNah we would go to hades, much cooler place.
minus-squaregapbetweenus@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoIt’s where all the cool Greek philosophers are? Also since it’s roman - I assume some kind of orgies are involved.
minus-squareDeceptichum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down1·edit-28 months agoOr if instead of hiding him in a cave, they put Roman cement blocks on his feet and dumped him in the Mediterranean. Enjoy coming back to life now arsehole.
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If they just wouldn’t have killed him he wouldn’t have been able to come back and prove that he’s holy. Then Christianity may not have come to existence, and we’d instead have the much cooler Roman gods.
We’d also go to hell :(
Nah we would go to hades, much cooler place.
What’s cool about it?
It’s where all the cool Greek philosophers are? Also since it’s roman - I assume some kind of orgies are involved.
Or if instead of hiding him in a cave, they put Roman cement blocks on his feet and dumped him in the Mediterranean.
Enjoy coming back to life now arsehole.