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NegativeNull@lemm.ee@lemm.ee to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago

Replicator: Bad instant coffee

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Replicator: Bad instant coffee

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NegativeNull@lemm.ee@lemm.ee to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago
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    I can’t believe I never thought of this. Holden and Janeway would totally hook up and conquer the known galaxy.

    Starfleet Command & The United Nations: “We can’t keep up with their offensive. It’s like they never sleep!”

    • NegativeNull@lemm.ee@lemm.eeOP
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      They would be unstoppable.

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        Holden on an away mission with Tuvok would kick so much ass

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          Voyager’s entire security detail has been replaced… with Amos.

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            Worf: You have the heart of a warrior!

            Amos: Really? I see assholes and just want to punch them. So I do.

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            The Kazon are about to have a bad time

      • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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        They’re be like those theater masks. A sad face and an angry face.

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    Prax would have told Janeway to try tea, too.

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    I’ve never had Folgers. On a scale of International Roast to Leaded Petrol How bad is it really?

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      Aroma: boiled shoe
      Taste: clay soil
      Mouth feel: actually kind of pleasant

      • RedAggroBest@lemmy.world
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        Overall rating: Somehow still better than Tollhouse.

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    The best part of waking up

    Is committing war crimes for your cup

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      Did someone say war crimes? 😊

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    I think you mean Folgers in your bulb!

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    The real reason Janeway hates replicator coffee: can’t taste the child labor ;)

    good to the last drop

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    They ran out of fucking coffee man. How the actual fuck could you command a starship without actual coffee.

    Kudos to Janeway.

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    The difference between necessary and sufficient requirements:

    Janeway: let’s go into that dangerous nebula, there’s coffee in it

    Holden: I won’t be able to fight the protomolecule if I don’t drink some coffee first

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    The worst thing about instant coffee isn’t the taste, it’s that it has about half the caffeine compared to a brewed cup.

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      So just drink twice the amount of instant coffee

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    I always questioned why some characters disliked replicated food and thought it was just there as some sort of Luddite ideology some people have, like the way a few characters are afraid of transporters. But then I saw recently on Memory Alpha that they can adjust their resolution and replicate things that are not quite perfect. Imagine eating the 140p food 🤢

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      They make a nod to this on Lower Decks. The higher ranking officers have access to an entirely different replicator menu, suggesting a distinction in quality overall.

      Imagine eating the 140p food

      I would get tired of steamed bananas real quick. The guac and chips look okay though.

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