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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    legit knew some artsy upscale types whose main bathroom was done in aquarium wallpaper and when you lifted the lid the lid and seat had shark teeth drawn on them

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    Person in the mirror with their arm on hip is giving

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      I was thinking Hank Hill in a coat

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        That loo ain’t right

        Edit: wait, What’s a more Texas appropriate slang for toilet

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          John.

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          I can’t think of any that Hank would say. Probably just toilet lol. Maybe throne?

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    That is a mimic

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    WTF do you do if it’s overflowing or needs a new ballcock? You’d have to pull the whole thing or disassemble it with a hammer.

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      i’m hoping the two piece top is a removable lid.

  • Wazowski@lemmy.world
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    nah, bruh. I’ll wait to go at the gas station.

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    The hands at the bottom are the fun part. I would totally put my feet on those and squeeze away

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    I thought the cistern had long hair at first.

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      Me too! I’m confused - what is it?

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        It’s a hole

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          Ohhhh… yech! I was looking at it with my phone screen dim - at full strength I see it now, think i was less disturbed when it was hair. Cheers!

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    Now I can hold hands while shitting <3

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    It’s a subliminal reminder to wash your hands

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