The… CorPorate… instances…?
The… CorPorate… instances…?
It’s pretty much the same as “Don’t do that, it’s wrong.” vs “Don’t do that, God doesn’t like it.”
ER?
Look at you with your fancy “Healthcare” and “Insurance”!
We treated wounds via walking them off, and occasionally hiding behind a tree to sob silently so you didn’t get laughed at.
Guess it’s time to dig out the ol’ parallel port Zip drive & copy everything to a USB stick…
The Ultra Beasts & the Time shifted pokemon kinda screw up the last couple generations
I will admit I had dreams of curling up on a Snorlax’s belly for a nap.
Alright, let’s get this over with:
Gardevoir
Lopunny
Primarina
Salazzle
Goodra
…Ditto
Jason came back angry and murdery
WELCOME!
You’ve got Mail!
Because it finds everyone that writes creepypastas about them, eats them, then erases everyone’s memory of reading it.
As the owner of a Jeep Wrangler, I feel both called out and proud…
In the old old days, this was referred to as “religion” and was used to keep “those people” in their “place”…
So Italy is trying to kick France in the nuts?
…seems legit. Carry on.
He knows his wife likes the meatballs, but isn’t going to order her own, so he eats two, claims he’s stuffed, and let’s her have the last one.
He actually is stuffed, because the ones she saw him eat were actually numbers 7 & 8 and she’s happy because she gets a meatball without ordering extra food.
So wholesome!
He’s an amateur, he typed out “ate” instead of using “8”!
Top panel sees Marta w/ new BF, is sad.
Next guy sees buff guy, is sad.
Next guy sees guy eating lobster, is sad.
Marta & BF see dog, miss theirs, are sad.
Everyone wants what someone else has.
Operating a computer used to be a specialized skill, you used to have to look under the hood pretty often to make things work. Now all that prep work is taken care of for you, so end users are further away from the partial techs we all used to be.
Dropping into a DOS command line to install software was a normal thing in Windows 95, now if you pull up a command line people think you’re a Microsoft Certified Technowizard™.
I’m attempting to normalize calling it CinnaMint. I get a few up votes Everytime I mention it, but I haven’t seen anyone else use it yet.