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themaninblack@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Clickbait asteroid

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Clickbait asteroid

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themaninblack@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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    Scott Manley did a great video explaining how easily we could redirect it if we found out it was going to hit the earth. We have multiple launch vehicles that can launch a mass at sufficient velocity to nudge it the small amount we need.

    Fly safe.

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      But who’s going to pay for it? Not MY tax dollars!

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        That was his main concern. Like if we find out it’s going to hit central Africa would other nations even bother stopping it when it will be a localized event?

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          But mah copper!?

          Edit: nevermind, they’ll probably justify doing nothing by saying it will create jobs and opportunities.

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            Plot twist the asteroid is made of copper.

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              Vibranium, duh. They should pay us for not divering the asteroid.

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        Maybe we can finance it with a brand deal or something, who’s Aerosmith’s record label?

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      Wait…

      We don’t even need to land, drill into the center, drop a nuke and leave behind an American oil driller to detonate it?

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        I’ll be AJ! Liv Tyler was the main thing from that movie that stuck in my 13 year old brain.

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        I was disappointed about that, too

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        I say we still do it, for good luck

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      I’ve seen Don’t Look Up. Having the technology to carry out a mission like that is the easy part.

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