banned me from the store “for life”

Awesome! I hope you refused to honor it unless he put a poster on the front door with a picture of you and a ghostbusters-style “no” sign around it.

I mean this respectfully. The character Everett True is known as someone who tells the truth even when it’s not popular.

David Brent - Lady Gypsy.

His fans are like cats.

Hey, no need to disparage cats…