breelu@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 day agoMalicious Compliancelemmy.worldimagemessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1350arrow-down152
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minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 day agoI saw you at the grocery store and you didn’t put your cart away
minus-squareaffiliate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agooh yeah? well i saw you stick your gum under the table in a restaurant
minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoThe waitress saw me do it. When I walked out of the restaurant, I told her “my name is affiliate@lemmy.world and you can go fuck yourself” So you should probably avoid red lobster for a while
minus-squareaffiliate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·24 hours agothat waitress was my sister and she knows me better than that. they got your name from the card you used and put you on red lobsters most wanted list. you might want to lay low for a while.
minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·24 hours agoI live on this shit and will not stop until I’m caught or killed. I will consume as many cheddar biscuits as I can
I saw you at the grocery store and you didn’t put your cart away
oh yeah? well i saw you stick your gum under the table in a restaurant
The waitress saw me do it.
When I walked out of the restaurant, I told her “my name is affiliate@lemmy.world and you can go fuck yourself”
So you should probably avoid red lobster for a while
that waitress was my sister and she knows me better than that. they got your name from the card you used and put you on red lobsters most wanted list. you might want to lay low for a while.
I live on this shit and will not stop until I’m caught or killed.
I will consume as many cheddar biscuits as I can