Amateur move not to use the horizontal space to exaggerate.
Still learning
They need the space for a possible answer from the damsel of the castle.
Amateur move to give away the punchline in the title of the post.
Ich shown thee mīn peniſ pleasæ responede
“My Lady, a dick raven has arrived for you.”
Wait until you see Beauty Revealed.
I’ve been sent dick pics before, but being a lesbian they were very unwelcome. If someone sent me a painting of their boobs, though, yep—seems like that would work.
I would honestly feel obligated to marry any girl who sent me a painting of her boobs. That’s a lot of work. There’s no way you don’t look back and regret missing the girl who SENT YOU A PAINTING OF HER BOOBS ON IVORY.
Beauty Revealed is an 1828 self-portrait by the American artist Sarah Goodridge, a watercolor portrait miniature on a piece of ivory.
Goodridge gave the portrait to statesman Daniel Webster, who was a frequent subject and possibly a lover, following the death of his wife; she may have intended to provoke him into marrying her. Although Webster married someone else, his family held onto the portrait until the 1980s …
Imagine holding on to the nude pic that dad’s old crush sent him.
I jerk off to this painting as my dad did and his dad before him.
What a nice family tradition. I wonder if they all use the same cloth to clean up?
I like to think that the drawing of the giant naked dude in the English countryside that was made by Paleolithic humans was the first dick pic
I was not expecting that
Also please mark this as NSFW
With RFC 1149, this would still work now.
I thought Cerci Lanister used crows?
No, crows guarded the Wall. The messenger birds were ravens.
I stand corrected.
Just to be pedantic, this would be a dick pic pre-camera.
