This implies that Trump is a Lich. That is a terrifying thought.

The book is about being ungovernable. Pirates are pretty ungovernable.

Like a fucking old troll filled with nothing except for hate?

Books are amazing. Did anyone know you can get a book about being ungovernable?

Or how to do mutual aid?

Or why it’s morally okay to blow up pipelines?

Books are amazing. I imagine you could find a book for any kind of idea.

They say death and taxes are the only the constants in life. I would like to add “BMW drivers not using the turn signals.”

Cube is life.

How does one join the cult for The Cube?

Thank god, all these employees lost their jobs so Satya Nadella can pad out their already insanely high salary.

We don’t want Satya to starve like the rest us of plebs!

I have and don’t call me Shirley.

SWEEEEET!

What does MINE say?

SWEET! What does mine say?

Hear me out. All the candidates have take an absurd amount of LSD. We’re talking ego death levels of LSD.

Each candidate has was to walk into the middle of an one acre cornfield to grab the flag. They then must make their own back out of the cornfield with the flag.

All this in the dark. Plus for some added fun for us, random mannequins through out the corn field.

Shocked! That the guy who owns Twitter isn’t making this a priority.

Wait, it all makes sense when the owner, Elon Musk makes a tone deaf joke about impregnating Taylor Swift.

Thanks Microsoft. I am going to have to upgrade my computer now. However, Windows isn’t being upgraded to 11 when it it comes to this.

I quite enjoyed Megafapolis. I was a little tired and spent by the end…wait we’re talking about Megalopolis. Ooooooohhhhh, I thought we were talking about Megafapolis. Still a good movie.

Wait! If I use Linux, I have 100% chance of dying at some point?

They were women who would walk around and try to shame young men into enlisting, or they would present a white feather to men who weren’t in uniform to highlight their “cowardice.”

If that were to happen today, you can give them the white feather and say “Why aren’t you serving?”

Mitch Hedberg was a genius.

I like to think that he forgets…wait what are we talking about?

All that we are is dust in the wind.