George Foreman better watch out

Oh hey it’s me: a shell of my former self and full of crap

Yep those ones.

Mine were bath toys for sure.

I had a jeep that changed colours from army green to bright yellow. Also an old school caddy that went from purple to pink. All metal; great toys

No, no, no. All things on the internet are 100% true.

Mom?

It might be low on iron, or overtraining

Pretty soon we will all be jizzing out ABS plastic like an out of control 3D printer spool

They are like station wagons, or the rings of power. Only about 20 were made and they just change hands because they are indestructible.

Three wood laminate bowls were given to the elves for they craved salty snacks

Seven were given to the dwarves, so they could munch deep in their basements

Nine were given to men, to hold their ramen. They later became edgelords, twisted by the dark lord Joe Rogan

One was crafted in secret, and holds Cheetos in the white house.

Yeah, microplastic are COOL!

Primary usage

Chips also

Why thanks. I’ll change the post to this image.

Gotta look good lining up in an I formation

Just about all of the food industry is abhorrent

The…the… what?

Yeah I think that’s the one

The first thing that came to mind (assuming this is being wheeled into my classroom) was that 90s birthing video they used to show in sex ed. It culminated in them showing the baby’s birth; though the poor thing probably got rug burn coming out.

I don’t have a dog in the fight; I live elsewhere, but it’s baffling to see voters vote for someone who actively caters to the corporations and rich that exploit the average American. Criminal record and very questionable ethics aside, choosing to elect someone to pour more gas on fire doesn’t seem like the right solution

I’m trying to find who they are talking about but coming up empty on Hans Duchtelstein