• CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      That’s not entirely accurate. No self-respecting Alaskan would be caught dead associating with a Texan.

      Remember kids, the only things bigger in Texas are their stupid hats.

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      3 months ago

      Holding Arizona hostage lol. Though I also feel like the major population centers of Colorado wouldn’t have that

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        3 months ago

        Yeah lol Colorado is solid blue and the home of the Libertarian party so fuck off with telling us what to do. Texas cancer would only metastasize East.