masterofn001

X marks the spot Nazi.

It all comes with old age, my friend.

Yep.

The slauhgterbots are being assembled as we speak.

That…sounds … Horrible.

Oh, wait, wrong kink.

Don’t fret, we’ve been one step ahead of AI all along.

AI will consume our high calorie, high fat, high cholesterol flesh as biofuel.

Then, in a few years, dAIbetes will wipe them out.

Leaves Firefox running.

OOM

I nutted.

Pho

Ck.

Hate sex is fun.

Grumpy sex is when Al Bundy capitulates to copulate with Peg.

This has to be the replacement for the spiderman meme.

My hidden portfolio

Sulphur springs sounds like a horrible place to live.

Why would you ever give a street that name?

Ah, yes, that sweet rancid smell of rotting egg farts in the warm summer breeze. That’s exactly where I want to call home.

Just like porn.

Can’t touch, taste, or feel it.

On a related note: I had a friend who named their dog Goon or Gooner when doing the puppy talk. It was a trained attack dog. The term goon meant what it meant then, unlike now.

Shadowsocks is sexy.

I prefer windows

Lol. Oops.

Smells like malicious compliance.

If one Googleuserservices dot com account has a picture of a pirated movie cover - ban all the Google!

More please.

Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women’s feet?
There’s no need to panic; this isn’t a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head, and we’ll do the rest

Welcome to thе internet! What would you prefеr?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!
We’ve got a million different ways to engage

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