I have no kids. Where’s my all of that?
i also have no kids or desire for kids, and not much of this, other than being able to sleep
Huh my costume must be defective
Is it the sex whenever you want? That feature is a paid one I think, mine’s not working either.
Goddamn pay-to-win model!
Just pull random shit out of your pockets and see if it increases their intimacy meter.
“Use rubber chicken with woman”
I can’t use that
“Use magical root beer on woman”
I don’t think she’s thirsty
“Use Wally’s monocle on woman”
I can’t use that
I give up. Women are too complicated.
There’s a reason Guybush Threepwood never got laid.
If only it had a pulley in the middle…
In the current game he even has a kid with Elaine. He got that one going for him, which is nice.
Problem is I got bad stats.
Only women that ever express interest in me are batshit fucking crazy, or abusives.
Wish I could reroll this life.
Is that Jim Carrey in Yes Man?
Yup!
*liquor, drugs and sex partners sold separately
That last bullet point is kinda sus
Remove “shitty” from the last bullet point to make the wording a bit more sussy.
Chris Hansen has joined the chat
Sex whenever you want?
Sounds like a rapist costume, not an adult with no kids costume.
Sex whenever you want doesn’t imply rape, unless you’re a rapist yourself
Sounds like what a rapist would say trying to cover for their urge to take sex whenever they want it.
