It’s an extremely tacky/offensive ad. The humor in this post is that it’s absolutely fucking insane for a restaurant to have thought this was a good idea.

I was thinking about this movie yesterday in a thread talking about Beethoven. But I didn’t bring it up, because I figured it was too traumatic for most people.

I just looked it up and the selling puppies was the plot of the 2nd movie.

What in the fuck‽ It’s true

Lol yeah dude, I wouldn’t just make that shit up. It’s wild!

I watched this with my kids the other day just to share some of my childhood memories with them.

I sure was surprised to learn the plot of the movie was that some bad guys had developed a new type of bullet and needed to test it out on the thick skulls of live animals. They try to kidnap Beethoven so that they can shoot him in the head. In order to accomplish this, they abuse the dog until it attacks one of them and then cover themselves in fake blood so the family is forced to agree to have the dog put down.

Somehow childhood me had blocked all of this out and just remembered “haha funny big dog”.

Hope you guys like pizza, cause that’s all I bought.

Yeah I don’t know why the article mentions Gen Z’s “tech-savvy reputation”. Being able to operate a cell phone doesn’t make you tech savvy.

Gen X and Millennials grew up using command line and troubleshooting computer problems before the Internet. Their tech skills are way higher than Gen Z.

I just watched this episode 2 days ago! Strong Bad was my go to source of internet humor 20 years ago and still holds up.

Yeah, sharts aren’t exactly known for being a solid log.

Then add cumming

Ok I got some middle schooler translation on this. Apparently there’s a video of a guy’s (a Half Life character’s) head coming out of a toilet. You can see it drawn on the board to the far right of the picture. In the video, he spouts a bunch of nonsense including “Yes yes”.

Said middle schooler is annoyed that I asked him, since apparently this is some elementary school-aged memes. This checks out, because my 4th grader over heard us talking and yelled “Skibibi!!”

I’m still lost. Be right back, asking my middle schoolers to translate.

I’ve read your sentence half a dozen times and it’s making my head swim. Can someone please translate?

Yeah, don’t want to be loading up on soda calories when there’s meatballs to be eaten!

Porque no los dos?

Lol at that perfect smile

Glaber Pilosus checking in.

Thanks. Yeah I looked into the oral appliance and that wasn’t a good option for me.

How is sleeping with a CPAP? I’ve got mild sleep apnea but haven’t gotten a CPAP yet. Seems like a lot of hassle to deal with every night.

Probably worth it to stay alive though…