sobbing over my phone because I couldn’t stop a friend from pairing full-bodied red wine with lobster

Carnegie

THAT IS MY SHROUD

GIVE IT BACK

YOU ARE A NUN

_{it doesn’t even fit}

Renaming desktop shortcuts is a great way to leave yourself game notes if you’re an old like me.

Obviously it’s the combination of disc golf and rollerdisco. Lotta stroke penalties for not throwing from behind your footing marker, and it’s a little better suited for open courses than the woods…

well said. you’re supposed to have roses with your bread, fellas

Depends on the subforum, naturally, but the whole place is unquestionably a big waxy cheese wheel of old internet. The paywall, the heavy moderation, regulars who’ve been posting brainy takes in megathreads for years… it still all works like a charm.

Find someone who knows their shit on a topic you care about and hit the ¿ to see their posts and jump in to great moments of earlier discussion. Encounter them again being smart about some other awesome thing. Skip pages of fast threads except for posters you want to see. No upvotes, ya use yer words. That’s a tasty slice of a rare flavor.

Forums are detox for algorithm sickness. Still one of the finest tenbux you can spend.

I’ve seen web writers claim that the original brain trust of Weird Twitter started from a Something Awful clique

The blowtax shock-site days are long gone. With occasional exceptions in containment areas like the pink forum and the debate forum, SA’s culture is acceptable-to-laudable these days. Effortposts on the leftist board are a life-changing force for personal betterment, and goons remain some of the most charitable nerds anywhere.

And despite all of that, it is still funny.

Yes, and it still kicks ass. Come home, goon.

If you do your browsing on mobile, check out the Awful app.

This is actually how the toilet on the International Space Station works

Twist your elbow to Channel 3

♂【薔薇　Ｂａｒａ Tｒｅｋ】🥀🌹

Deeply tickled that the lyric matches “Every Rose Has Its Thorn.” Does it let players deal poison damage?

she dakka on my airframe til i stable-release

the most socialist and fraternal typography effect: D R O P S H A D O W

I never saw a better joke about getting your brain scrambled than this one from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cHLoHou8uY

no secondary grip

snath doesn’t match his wingspan

weird handle wrap prevents solid handhold

blade too dull for mowing down even the Dilbertiest peons

Only business this amateur’s gonna be reaping is overtime pay for a physical therapist.