Had that issue when trying to use the app of one of the major package delivery services. Can’t register email because it is in use. Can’t login because password is not correct. Can’t reset the password because I get a weird error message. My credentials worked for some other part of their services but not here. Tried to contact support about it twice but got no response so I ditched using it. I’ll survive getting email and SMS notifications, thank you. If I need to send something I’ll just use one of the other services instead. The old dinosaurs of delivery services are so far behind in technology and user experience it’s crazy but they rely on competing in b2b so it doesn’t matter to them.

Hello, this is Steven from HR. It has come to our attention that you’ve been calling women’s private parts bottlenecks.

They were great back in the day when trackpads were shite and the option was a tiny trackball on your laptop.

In total per artist or per album or song or what?

if you aren’t trending, you make no money

What now?

It is, isn’t it

The Zuck has not been 36 since he shed his baby skin some 800 years ago.

Don’t go looking for dates where everybody is looking for a hook up.

That sounds like an American pop culture and entertainment characters check list.

It is now the responsibility of the sleep paralysis demon to get it sorted.

That’s ok. So do I.

Performing sufficiently for cheap production cost, they’d be a low RISC high reward investment.

I have a supposedly smart washing machine that came with the apartment. Setting it up in my locked down appliances network, it didn’t work with home-assistant, required cloud access and wanted me to open up ports in the firewall. Nope. No network connection for you. You are a regular dumb old washing machine.

Indeed. The very end of the last millennium. So old it transcends the boundaries of thousands of years.

Golden Oldies from the olden days when old people were still closer to life than death. For all you fossils out there - here are some ancient tunes from the end of the last millennium. Nod along carefully so you don’t break apart!

Yep. The self regulating market is either utopian vision by blind idealists or double speak for maximizing profits and fucking over anybody and anything while doing it.

Considering it’s a laptop with a working Windows, it probably already has a licence for the hardware. Just download from Microsoft, wipe disk and install it and see if it works.