My roommate is always complaining about his contacts drying or running out of new ones, and every time I cringe a little bit because I hate things touching my eyes. Even eye exams freak me out, but I only have to deal with weird things happening to my eyes when I get them. I’ve been trying to convert him back to glasses, but he won’t listen.

Bunnicula got him.

I’ve seen ones that were custom painted and they look significantly better. It doesn’t stop them from being dumpsters on wheels, but at least they look finished.

A company’s phone bot actually able to answer my questions properly? I’ve never seen it happen. You gotta scream the word “representative” multiple times or else it would put you through loops of utter nonsense. You can’t say it at a polite volume or else it will ignore it. You can’t just say it once because it will “argue” with you that it knows how to do things faster, which is never really the case.

They have reverse toe thumbs.

Everyone with this is one of my evil twins.

Ew. This is why I don’t like AI. It’s not always inherently bad but people use it and pass it off as their own work or cheat on tests. People who do this are lucky I’m not their boss. Using AI to do your training just means you’re easily replaceable.

I did all these cock push ups for nothing!