My dog associates food time with my meals. Food time is food time for both of us, and not based on what a clock says. So i can sleep in on the weekend. Works out since i generally only eat twice a day anyways. But she gets a treat if i have a third meal.

She used to free feed and maintained a healthy weight. Not anymore 🙃. Having meal times at all has been an adjustment, but she learned over a few days.

New trolley problem dropped

Oh yeah I think it was a translation issue. Translators have trouble with conjugation and synonyms. But the result is the same.

The first one you learned or became fluent in. For example, it’s often English for USA people or Spanish for Spanish people, or Japanese for Japanese people

Often also called mother tongue or primary language.

Otherwise, it can be the one you are most comfortable with or default to.

It’s hard enough to express this in a first language

Even then it’s safer than playing with rocks it seems.

It’s hell. But at least you can dial boot the damn thing.

Beautiful! It’s also a bonus action reaction cantrip.

LUT - A table appears 10ft above your target and falls on it dealing 1d6 bludgeoning.

“LOOK! UP! TABLE!”

The wild part is “gonna” got autocorrected and it was so much better

Forgot my sluice gate goons raw dog this shaft work.

That’s weird. I read comments in political posts because the straining from the rage really seems to help when i don’t have an urge at all.

I ain’t zooming in for obv Rick Asstley.

Lol of course not! Just joking about what others see my work as.

“CAD” which is also not a job.

mechanical engineers: Record scratch

I’m putting this in the “less caustic” category of VC bro gig/hobby/hustles.

It’s niche, and that niche means it serves the upper class. They at least seem aware and forward about that.

Agreed. I write slow and incomprehensible. I read slow with shit comprehension. Passed engineering school with very high GPA and am successful in my engineering career. These metrics are bullshit boomer click bait.

Almost as bad as “Gen z/a can’t read analog clocks!”

You can get it at WinCo if you’re in the west.

Have you ever smelled some foam and had that give you a headache? Do you know that chemically smell?

If so, it tastes whole mouth like that but very concentrated.

There are also chunks but at the same time there is not discernable difference in texture or consistency. Just vague border regions that register montarily as the broad side of your tongue cuts through them like a razor.

Avoid at all costs. Bought one can for the novelty of feeling the same way. It is so much worse than you’re imagining.