Are you trying to tell me that the spirit of capitalism won’t return to us, dressed in the splendor of new technology, to absolve us of our past planetary transgressions, and take us to a new, perfect place amongst the stars where we will live in profit and harmony for ever?
Well, thats the second time I’ve fallen for that story…
The worst part is, some of us are going to be resurected, only to be forced to labour away in the flaming sword manufacturing department.
What, do you think heavenly, flaming swords make themselves or something?
Oh, oh right, yeah, I see your point now. You’re right, I’ll probably just end up in flaming sword logistics or admin. Back-office is what I do now. So, that’ll make sense…
Honestly, just leave me dead if ill only be brought back to gods fucking paperwork.
Edit: also, you know someone’s gonna be like “OMG daddy Satan, come get me!”
I’m going for a piss
Oh yeah, want some help with that?
He wasn’t a pussy. He had neither the depth, nor the ability to give pleasure.
Our duty is to fight and die, brother
or sister. I don’t really care.
Ricky’s no longer allowed within a mile of any school or within 1500 yards of pluto.
That whole meme was made because “cheese pervert.”
All must be sacrificed for glorious labour, blessed be its name, holiest of holies.
Unfortunately, I can’t read the language it was written in and I can only go with the people we knew and met who could.
No, they mean deathtrap Americans. I think they’re like Irish Americans or African Americans but I’m not too sure where deathtrap is.
I knew a guy who had “bad to the bone” written on his neck in Chinese. The problem is, the phrase doesn’t translate at all.
So, his tattoo read as “my bones are bad”
Tbf, he was a clown and had something like that coming.
Right? People saying things should be improved and we should do better are all mad
Mad I tell you
Mad!
“No your honour, I liberated it”
Okay and what if I, believe it or not, actually already knew that they dont pay customers to scan things and wasn’t on Walmart side?
Instead, try saying “well, then they don’t pay you enough to scan everything now do they?”
I feel like the “Assistant daisy pusher” would report into them.
I will not be oppressed by your linear constructs!
A recent Cochrane review examining 35 studies investigating the effect of speed cameras on speed and collisions concluded that although the quality of the studies was moderate at best, the consistency of all studies to report a positive reduction in either speed or collisions was impressive
That’s 35 for and one against, due to heavily manipulating no less than 5 different variables, in order to force themselves to have to conclude that speed cameras don’t improve safety.
Read your links folks!
Almost everything your brain decides is affected by things outside of it.
We are a mixture of chemical desires and social + cultural outputs. Free will is an illusion. Its been done. Philosophers did to to free will what they did to God and capitalism.
“Yeah, well, not enough of you people chose to die horrible, painful deaths at the hands of the brutal blood soaked dictator our country put into power. Therefore, it’s your fault too.”