If you ever feel like trying Mastodon, https://metalhead.club is the instance you’re looking for

Someone pointed out it’s actually a usb stick with two different ends, which sounds pretty neat. I also thought it was like a cable without the actual cable part so your phone would just be dangling there awkwardly

Would be rad if a service actually let you download a movie you purchased as an mkv file or something. Can’t see it happening though