troybot [he/him]

The art department came up with this spooky graphic and then they had to put out an article to go with it

Why does Bill look like Gru?

Plot twist: saltesc is the real tree cone fugitive and they just pinned their crimes on a rival stuntman

Yeah the Bible has specific rules about eating pig

Looks like the article was updated today. I’m guessing this was originally covering an announcement for a future rollout and now it’s finally happening?

Go to an antique mall and look for a Wagner or Griswold. Vintage cast irons were machined smooth like the pans pictured in the OP.

My name is Nathan Fielder, And I graduated from one of Canada’s top business schools with really good grades.

The plan: turn this website into the world’s first parody cybersecurity platform

Mine has been sitting in the back of my cupboard for at least a decade. This post just remindied me to donate the thing to Goodwill. There once was a time when I would eat a quesadilla on a regular basis. At this point in life I can’t justify having a whole appliance for making only one type of dish.

Paul Phoenix

do you mind sharing your secret for the capital i? you just used three of them in one post and i have no idea how you accomplished such a feat

Jesus was not a skilled water bender… it exploded in flames and burned to the ground

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There was salt on the glass. Big grains of salt.