Sometimes I think I’m thinking about the Roman Empire, but then it turns out I’m thinking about the Holy Roman Empire.
C’est la vie
Edit: if you’re lucky
You guys get jean memes?
You say that like it’s a bad thing
You son of a bitch, I’m in!
Gotta keep your eye on the target
Literally translates to “the cigarette gets you pregnant October”
Well yeah. He’s not allowed to have a cat in the apartment
This needs one Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball
Perfect score 5/7
Open your eyes
The FAA doesn’t issue licenses, but a pilot certificate is required for the balloon pictured.
I love… lamp