This almost reads like an onion article

I mean, it does remove every language, that’s for sure.

Glad to know I’m not the only one peeved by the fact the name is unequivocally wrong

Finally some real fucking food

It bothers me that Oedipus wasn’t even aware that she was his mother, and Freud named it that anyway

It’s probably expired.

(this is, itself, a redditism)

Smarttubenext

I mean, you could. The problem becomes “do you have more money and lawyers than McDonald’s” to keep pretending it has nothing to do with it in court.

The button already exists and it’s the install button on ublock origins page.

Yes, but war was created when Cain killed Abel with, guess what, a rock! Checkmate, atheists.

Closed source office with telemetry for Linux would be doing more for Linux adoption than anything valve has made in the last 5 years. It’s why Microsoft won’t do it.

Sorry I 'ever saw this, that sucks.

Turns out mine was broken too. I put the CPU in my gaming rig and it worked fine, so I bought a new motherboard and the problem is gone.

A car is is multiple hundreds of thousands of dollars and a 3g, low data IoT sim card is less than $100.

-Are you testing batteries again? -(with my mouth full) nogh

Syslog is considerable overkill for home lab monitoring.

SNMP does what you want. You just need a good monitoring solution that’s not as involved as Prometheus+grafana (I feel you, I’ve been there)

I really enjoy PRTG, but it’s way too expensive for a home lab, still throwing it out there if you feel like you have money to burn.

I hear good word about libreNMS, it’s next on my list when my PRTG licence runs out.

Be warned that monitoring is ultimately a fickle thing; what you don’t write in yaml config for grafana, you get to dig through obscure SNMP libs to find out (though I find that’s easier for me, ymmv) for other tools.

I recommend against: nagios (I like it but if you hate Prometheus it’s definitely not for you), checkmk (throw checkmk into the sun please it just fucking sucks), cacti (NO!), solar winds (why?)

if you feel like you want to become a datacenter admin: zabbix scales very very well, both in performance and ease of admin against hundreds of servers, but it’s overkill for a home lab, and it can get you lost in configs for hours.

Then do that for all I care but you can’t then come back and ask if they’re safe.

Why do you want to use pre built? Just install revanced manager and download the youtube apk it’s really not hard at all.