Am teacher, this is absolutely true. The awkwardness is hilarious too me.

I did that to my old boss weekly. This guy was dense.

It’s really a flux as the bullets are moving. The ‘per second’ is implied.

I just bought a new car and it has internet enabled remote start. The salesman touted the feature. My response: “oh so I can start the car in [one state] while I’m in [another state] so it’s ready for me when I get back?” He didn’t have a good response for that. Nice car, dumbass feature.

I’m going to go ahead and say Rick and Morty isn’t a “children’s show” though.

That’s a fucking delicious 33 years.

I have a feeling I know where your username came from.

I just rewatched it last month and it was great; but yeah, season 5 was bad. They had their budget cut for that season so they switched animation studios. The change is painfully obvious.

I was on the same bus!

My son (6 at the time) and I built this set a few years ago, using the LEGO app on his tablet for the instructions. After completing it, we were asked to do a survey about the set… Sure why not.

What was your favorite part about this build?

The butthole

Except the possibility to keep the current price is no longer available, therefore, the consumer does not have the option to continue paying the same price, ergo TMobile forced the customer to change the price they pay, either to a higher amount for the same contact or to 0 for no contact. The original advertisement stated that TMobile would never change the price a customer pays, but it directly forcing this change by not offering the same contact.

That is indeed plank

Take a minute and rethink this comment.

I did read this.

I thought this was about a cereal for a hot second.