I finally found a job that doesn’t make me completely miserable and pays fairly well, and it only took me until I was 34.

Smoke em if ya got em, kiddo.

Goddamn, I hope it doesn’t get worse that it is right now.

I’m arguably even more unhappy at home.

The skin will eventually turn blue as well, once they die from the entirety preventable diseases that they refuse to vaccinate for.

I never touch the stuff.

Obligatory HAIL SATAN

That’ll never work. You gotta say it in elvish.