Tanis Nikana

I’ll take the middle third of the Winnebago, just carve it out and drop it on Nick Fuentes’ lawn, thanks.

You do good work and we’re glad to have you. If no one’s being a stickler about quality, then the data decay would just get worse.

I appreciate you.

Nothing, his hands were fine, he was just horsin’ around.

I wish I could use both hands, remember faces, and walk without a cane.

Of course, there is always someone who says they wish they could have both hands, be able to remember anything, and walk at all.

And there are people who have no limb who wish they could have one, and would long for any mobility at all.

I’m grateful for what I got, but in a true human sense, I want more.

Hang on. This ain’t a real Kelly, there’s no crying Statue of Liberty.

Fuckin’ grows out of the ground!

Who’s a jammy bastard?

Ah, yet more inharmable cylinders found to be encased in containers, lined with (checks notes) microwaved banana.

This is because you’ve accepted a meeting that happens at a location not in the building; for example, someone else’s PTO reminder that they’ve invited you to. Decline that invitation, and you’re fine.

We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, sat down. Man came in said, “All rise.” We all stood up, and Obie stood up with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures, and the judge walked in sat down with a seeing eye dog, and he sat down, we sat down. Obie looked at the seeing eye dog, and then at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog. And then at twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one and began to cry, 'cause Obie came to the realization that it was a typical case of American blind justice, and there wasn’t nothing he could do about it, and the judge wasn’t going to look at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us.

And here I thought my English was pretty good, and I thought you just made this up!

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/gekker

gekkering

I didn’t even question that this is the verb a fox would use to laugh with.

HOW IN THE FUCK

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If history is okay with our degenerate friend Fry here being his own grandpa, who are we to judge?

Terra Ignota used carefully calculated automobile tragedies as a pretext for civil war.

wait wait wait, lemmy get this right

The pun was there the whole time!