Don’t forget the literal slavery at their rehab centers!

Heck yeah, joined!

What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I’ve never paid $300 to to have a garbanzo bean on me.

We might need a simulator for this

It’d be pretty difficult, any instances that start that shit would be defederated with a quickness, but I don’t want to be too optimistic lol

I’ve actually been using the box my computer case came in for recycling for a little over a year now. It just works!

Muh niche topics

Alt text: “to answer your question: he’s now an expert in folding fitted sheets so they lie flat. please hold your applause”

They’ve got the weird stair-sex tapes, total kompromat

Yeeted away again to Margaritaville

Sad, I kinda thought that being a ska person was antithetical to being racist, but assholes are everywhere I guess.

Oh dang, I haven’t kept up. I just thought, “Not great at carrying golf equipment.”

Do Doubt

Rublime

Skreetlight Manifesto

Mighty Mighty Bosstoner

Mephistapheles

Ramcid

Same Ferris

Golffinger

Bad Caddies

Operation Ivf

I’m on Ironwolf now

Edit: It’s Ironfox, I got that and Librewolf confused in my brain thingy

You’re naming them out of the stuff that specifically isn’t space!

I have it alised to orphankiller

So embarrassing

“What’s with all the chickens, foxes, and cabbages?”

To be fair to Motörhead, they were drinking some beer that had umalats in the name, and just thought they looked cool, so they threw them in. The band had no idea that umalats denoted a difference in pronunciation.