Makes me think of the “My name’s Buck and I’m here to fuck” scene in Kill Bill.

Demi Moore, Julianne Moore, and idk but probably has the last name Moore

12 million SEK =

• 1.12m USD
• 1.06m EUR
• 859k GBP

What about races where all candidates are hirsute?

What are the odds of Nebraska Spiderman tweaking his costume to use the same shade of red as NU?

Don’t they each win like ten cents or something?

Lol I didn’t realize that the pankakke version wasn’t the original.

Is it even possible to buy a tv nowadays that doesn’t have this crap?

Thanks for finding & sharing the original, it’s a lot less gross than the caption supplied on this post.

Any idea what the original caption was?

Lol. I was on that site for under a month total, before the plague. All it did was get me angry all the time and I miss it like I’d miss a case of the clap.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Isn’t he the chomo that worked at Nickleodeon?

They lost the plastic key that opens the tp holder?

“What’s the twist?”

“Good luck explaining all this to the IRS without going to prison.”

“…I’m fucked.”

For comparison, Peter Dinklage is 135cm, Joe C (hype man for Kid Rock) was 114cm, and Verne Troyer was 81cm.

No oil? No tacos? No point…

Out of tacos

There are two things in this world I can’t stand: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch.

• Nigel Powers

I totally didn’t see this somewhere and start writing it on the walls in middle school:

Those who write on shithouse walls

Roll their turds into little balls

Those who read these words of wit

Eat those little balls of shit