subignition

Front trunk. It’s aggravating slang, but it’s been in use for decades, well before Tesla.

Fair enough. I was speaking towards the perspective of op. We were encouraged, not required, so there were definitely some folks who would do that.

That sounds like poor IT policies to me. In previous office jobs I’ve had, our computers were configured with our working hours and we wouldn’t shut them down at the end of the day, so that any updates could happen off the clock and minimize that sort of disruption.

This is why we need a corporate death penalty.

There’s also WSL though your mileage may vary.

Well that’s an unorthodox way to sanitize your phone.

“Boss, this is starting to get weird” gives me energy

Sounds like a place where you could easily get Snowdin

If by good you mean codependent

“Unlimited Succu Pass”

Many years ago when I was using it heavily, it was extremely good. If I had to estimate, 80 or 90 percent of the time I got the exact word I desired when swiping. Very low rate of having to make corrections.

I don’t know when exactly it changed. I think I may have upgraded to a newer phone and despite migrating the data successfully it just didn’t “recognize me” anymore. Tried a couple keyboards before settling on Gboard, which was the most consistent (read: least frustrating) at that time, but still noticeably less accurate than Swiftkey.

I generally have automatic updates disabled, so it’s entirely possible that a newer version on the old phone would’ve been bad too, but I don’t think I thought of that at the time.

I miss the days of Swiftkey and Swype. They abruptly got worse at some point before Gboard happened, and I still don’t understand why