The time to post this was a week ago.

I’m much more likely to stab myself in the teeth than the fleshy part of the face.

I miss the days when Bob would go on actual adventures.

Did you enjoy the joke?

The average adult skull has a capacity of around 1.2 litres, or five regular cups of coffee. Our buddy with the axe there should think about getting his insulated and capped. Even if he’s not carrying around his whole day’s supply, it’s gonna get cold fast.

That d100 has weird markings.

sigh Making CHA my dump stat is gonna fuck me, isn’t it? I roll…

…a natural 20. 😳

It’s not the GM trying to break my spirit, it’s my frickin’ dice. Those little death polygons want to humiliate me by proxy. This is why I bought a creme brulee torch, you little fuckers.

I really dig those giant skeletons. They’re fun.

That was a fun read. 🙂

Yes!

(No.)

My cat, too. I feed him every day at 5:45 and that little butthole knows when 4:45 rolls around and it’s time to start bugging me.

It’s hard getting a game organised when everyone has a conflicting schedule. You make compromises.

This is a creative and clever solution to a problem and I’m totally onboard with it.

When I’m DMing, I always tell myself I’m not gonna tolerate that bullshit.

But at the table I usually let it happen to see where it’s going.

Sorry, no. I know it was a new product, but I was only curious to try it. I wasn’t planning to buy it, so I didn’t note the brand.

It’s cheddar, which is a fine cheese - by itself.

Cheddar. No apples in this house, we have allergy issues.

I tried vegan cheese at a food show recently. It tasted more like cheese than cheese does!

I try to incorporate a couple of plant-based meals every week and it’s getting easier to make something good every time.