Only watch i ever wore was a calculator watch. I lost it quickly, and my parents wouldn’t get me so much as a slap bracelet after that. So never wore a watch.

It’s also good for avoiding heart palpitations when you need to be on time for something and glance at the stove/microwave.

It’s the club. Anti theft car device.

A connoisseur

You whippersnappers. This used to be a thing when chat didn’t autocapitalize. Using caps at the beginning of sentences was similar to using all caps now. Shouting.

Take the hat off. This was the goal. Whoops, gotta cash in and leave! I’m sure it’s super great, but I’m gone.

Taco Bell is my depression meter. Not a joke. 1x or less a month, I’m ok, 2x/month, prolly fine, just hungry. If I get to 1- 2x per week I tell my friends in hopes they can help me.

There are 3 nearby, including one at a super crowded park. I think one is getting torn out though.

That’s… the same thing.

Whops, I thought you were responding to the first child comment.

Christians in the 1st century? So people that followed Paul after he wrote the earliest texts around 50-60AD?

Thank you for not adding santorum to the board.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is with these lovely usernames?

If you think that’s the worst that will happen whether or not they fold…

Clinton spoke at my college commencement. He was still in office, I suppose. There were snipers on about every building in the city. 1000s of feet away. 100s of ft? A team of at least 2.

Postage paid coastcards. Postcards on a coaster. Tailored to your location.

Just have to completely reconfigure everything physically and digitally. Or, sell something the size of a cd?

Open a book, please.

You should make a dentist appointment, but so should I.

Not to be yelling at kids to get off my lawn, but gnarly was at least a decade before rad. Also, epic is nearly 2 decades later.

Pwn, pwned was so specific to gaming it shouldn’t even be on the list.